mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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Do you think that’s a good name?
I think that’s a fine name. Judith it is.

I should really work on potentia today
Ugh
That homecoming scene tho

It’s funny when you see comments like this on posts that are trying to emphasize the importance of being polite and caring.

It’s funny when you see comments like this on posts that are trying to emphasize the importance of being polite and caring.

verlangenlotte:

I have to take a prego test at my doctors today and I’ve been sitting in the bathroom for like 5 minutes not being able to pee
I hate peeing on command
Too much pressure

I’m literally using the cup I’m suppose to pee in to drink more water from the sink

I have to take a prego test at my doctors today and I’ve been sitting in the bathroom for like 5 minutes not being able to pee
I hate peeing on command
Too much pressure

sasaq:

(via maho @maho885610 | Websta (Webstagram) 1, 2)

woodmeat:

theogblackjesus:

thisshitfunny:

theogblackjesus:

u still hit whatchu cryin for

got what you wanted and in record time 

u the real winner

more time to get money tbh

woodmeat:

theogblackjesus:

thisshitfunny:

theogblackjesus:

u still hit whatchu cryin for

got what you wanted and in record time 

u the real winner

more time to get money tbh

I didn't know who he was - what he could do.
I didn't know who all of you were...
I just didn't want it to be hidden, that I was there.

aperturemurder:

I’ve watched this vine like 50 times now,

angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

es-tea-enne:

noncanadiansatan:

bertismylife:

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

  • yeehaw
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • hte Spaghetti
  • lil shit
  • swiggity swoner i have a boner
  • genocide

come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late

how is that pronounced

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spoopyflamealchemist:

The only version of this damn meme I wanna seeimageIs a happy Izumi Curtis

#dont do this to me#please this meme was all fun and game and now im sad